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Love@AOL, the exclusive AOL Dating service isn't free anymore, since we've learned how profitable lonely self-gratifiers online with low self esteem are, and we just aren't that stupid anymore. Perhaps you understand. We know you're banging fat clicks for free, girls you'd gladly pay a pair of crisp ten-spots for, so it reasons that somebody should be able to charge for it. We can be those people, we can do that, and now do with exceptional glee.

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Online dating is all about one thing and one thing only. It's moderately good looking guys scoring anonymously with disgustingly fat pseudo-whores the likes of which these same dudes wouldn't even give a nod to in their own office, and certainly not in front of even their own least respected friends.

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Imagine it's very, very dark, and that you're very, very drunk. Yep, that's just about it, here at Love@AOL. Welcome to online dating. Pretty hot (morbidly obese) chicks (with six kids and a moustache,) we've got here, huh? Welcome to AOL, you've got (fe)male.

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We only discriminate by denominations of Lincoln-faced bills, so give us your cash and we'll call it even, cool?

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$5.95 per month. If you are in possession of a vagina, man-boobs, lady's clothes you'll put over your cleanly waxed man thighs, or if you're a porn or scam fraudster, this plan is for you.

$49.95 per month. Since only half of single women describe themselves as 'looking', they are hard to come by in dating networks. Conversely, over 80% of all men describe themselves as 'looking', and you are sadly, one of those.

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